Hi there. Today we answer a few of your questions you’ve been kind enough to Ask Bing. Today’s batch includes a question that is without doubt the most disgustingly amusing I have seen during my time here on this digital planet. You may want to check it out. It’s the kind of thing that makes you see your problems in a whole new perspective.
Oh and by the way. We’re working on getting the technology in place so that you can comment on these Ask Bings in situ, but until then, why not use this space? Operators are standing by.