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J.K. Rowling was drinking old-fashioneds and asked Twitter to explain Bitcoin. Here’s what happened next

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Jeff John Roberts
Jeff John Roberts
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Jeff John Roberts
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May 18, 2020, 11:02 AM ET

The cryptocurrency world received a jolt on Friday when one of the world’s most famous women expressed interest in Bitcoin. J.K. Rowling, the author of the Harry Potter series, responded to a reporter’s tweet and asked for an explanation of the famous digital currency.

I don’t understand bitcoin. Please explain it to me.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 15, 2020

It didn’t take long for a band of cryptocurrency enthusiasts on social media—known colloquially as “crypto Twitter”—to flood Rowling’s account with thousands of replies. The respondents included Vitalik Buterin, founder of the popular digital currency Ethereum, who tried to explain crypto credos like decentralization and store of value:

Basically global digital payments, plus the store of value properties of gold, all with 21st century cryptographic tech to keep the whole thing running safely.

— vitalik.eth (@VitalikButerin) May 15, 2020

Alas, Rowling remained entirely unpersuaded, despite attempts by many Twitter users to invoke Harry Potter analogies such as Gringotts bank and the magic transport device known as the Floo Network. After reading hours of such explanations, she declared the whole Bitcoin business to be mumbo jumbo—receiving support from Tesla CEO Elon Musk, who also added that currency issued by central banks isn’t much better.

Pretty much, although massive currency issuance by govt central banks is making Bitcoin Internet 👻 money look solid by comparison

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 15, 2020

Rowling also revealed that she had undertaken her Bitcoin research while knocking back multiple old-fashioneds—a cocktail of whiskey, sugar, and bitters.

I know you mean to help, but full disclosure: I’m only allowing myself alcohol at weekends during this lockdown and I’m on my fourth very strong Old Fashioned and honestly, you might as well send me a scroll written in Sanskrit. Pic.twitter.com/baMCaB1mEW

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 15, 2020

Some suggested Rowling take another crack at learning Bitcoin without the help of old-fashioneds—but to no avail:

I’ve got far more chance of grasping it drunk.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 15, 2020

The whole discussion descended still further when the CEOs of the world’s two most prominent crypto companies, Brian Armstrong of Coinbase and Changpeng Zhao of Binance, encouraged Rowling to embrace Bitcoin. The latter tweeted, “Give a woman a fish and you feed her for a day; teach a woman to fish and you feed her for a lifetime. Not that you still need feeding, but…”—a message that came across to many as both sexist and bizarre.

Armstong’s attempted outreach to Rowling went no better. The Coinbase CEO got duped by a scam Twitter account that popped up to exploit the situation, exhorting the fake Rowling to buy other types of crypto (derided by skeptics as “shitcoins”) besides Bitcoin. Armstrong deleted the tweet but not before it was screenshotted:

The CEO of Coinbase responded to a fake JK Rowling tweet and encouraged it to buy shitcoins pic.twitter.com/cy1zo2yCZZ

— Joe Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) May 16, 2020

By Saturday, the old-fashioneds had worn off, and Rowling was back on Twitter—and her view of Bitcoin was even dimmer than before:

Morning, all. People are calling each other simps in my mentions and a fake JK Rowling account has made a purchase of Bitcoin. How’s your Saturday shaping up?

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 16, 2020

By Monday, Rowling had apparently decided to wash her hands of the cryptocurrency crowd, dispensing advice on Twitter about writing—though she couldn’t resist one final dig at Bitcoin:

On point 3: my mentions are still full of people trying to get me to buy Bitcoin or to explain it to me. It’s very kind of you, but I swear, I now feel fully educated on the subject.

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 18, 2020

Rowling is presumably done with Bitcoin for good—leaving the crypto crowd to rue a missed opportunity. As trade publication Decrypt noted, “The geeky kids from the economics class tried their best to woo the literary type from the book club. It didn’t go well.”

The news isn’t all bad for Bitcoin believers, however. On Sunday night, Bitcoin served as a central plot point in the hit TV show, Billions, while the price of the cryptocurrency headed toward a three-month high of $10,000.

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Jeff John Roberts is the Finance and Crypto editor at Coins2Day, overseeing coverage of the blockchain and how technology is changing finance.

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