Omicron is this year’s uninvited holiday party guest

This is Katherine, filling in for Alan and David, coming to you from a grey morning in London—where the question of Christmas and holiday parties is all the rage. Specifically: in the age of Omicron, to have, or not to have—that is the highly infectious question.

I’m guessing many readers of CEO Daily will be confronting this decision themselves this week, weighing up the respective speed of boosters and the nearly-omnipresent Omicron variant with varying vaccine mandates and testing etiquette.

Once upon a time, holiday parties presented only questions of dance floor decorum and unofficial drinking limits. (I recall one year, at a former employer which shall go unnamed, the staff was taken into conference rooms and told strictly to “behave ourselves” after a speech at an early-season office Do went spectacularly off-the-rails.) Now, the balance is so much more delicate, and the prospect of sharing platters and canapés so much more foreboding, than they once were.

The question is all the more weighted because last year’s Christmas was, by all accounts, a total dud. In London, the day’s festivities were ceremoniously “cancelled” just days before the event, in a grim nationwide address by British prime minister Boris Johnson, who decreed no meetings between households. This year, the nation is in the grips not just of spiraling infection rates and a cancelling-Christmas “will-they-or-won’t-they”, but a tinsel-clad scandal over whether Boris and his staff ignored their own guidelines and held a rollicking holiday party for No. 10—and then tried to pass it off as a mundane “wine and cheese.”

Employers face a difficult dance this time around. The misery of 2020 required office parties to take place over Zoom, if at all. And after a 2021 in which at least the U.S. Economy boomed, some employees are suddenly flush with other options, or, if not, quitting out of exhaustion. On Wall Street, that’s translating to bigger bonuses; in small towns, that’s translating to the end of breakfast service at local diners. Nowhere, it seems, is that translating to a better festive office quiz night.

Has your company come up with a better option? Write in and tell me what your plans are. And here’s one more thing I can’t help sharing—the story of an Italian priest who just couldn’t help but tell the truth about Santa.

Katherine Dunn
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Fed Reserve

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This edition of CEO Daily was edited by Katherine Dunn.